May 2013
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April 2013
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grasstomyknees:
Jay-Z and Beyonce are not giving Blue Ivy Lunchables and Capri Sun. Blue Ivy eats farm grown, roasted triceratops meat and drinks organic unicorn milk and bathes in the tears of all you hating ass hoes. That’s why she’s so tall. Because they’re rich. Like, Jay-Z is probably gonna buy her a fucking continent for her 2nd birthday.
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.